Sh*t My Dad Says
By Justin Halpern
I'm not really one for cussing, but there are no other words that can replace this title. His father really does say some Sh*t. Sometimes you can't believe what just came out of someones mouth. It can be your grandma. It can be your grandpa. Everyone should know someone who speaks their mind. Justin Halpern has his dad. His dad says so many incredible things that Justin found a way to make money off of his father's mischief. This bundle of papers is loaded with his father's random bits of wisdom. You'll be surprised at how wise his points are when you take away the salty "sea-language". This book is a collection of tweets. Yes, books now can be based on tweets. Celebrate this new generation. Each chapter begins with five tweets. The twitter that this book is based on is Halpern's dad's words of wisdom. The things his father would say were so ridiculous sounding and yet so inspiring that the twitter page quickly went viral. Now you can have a collection of the best tweets and you'll want to see them. After the five introductory quotes, the following chapter is a story from the author's life. These stories are grounded in reality and, with the addition of his fathers words, these stories become hilarious. If you still don't believe me about the hilarity of this book please refer to the examples listed below.
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser and you don't realize until later that it's because it f**ked you."
"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you and standing next to her, you look ugly."
"Remember how you used to make fun of me about being bald? ...No I'm not going to make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."
Crude language isn't always my thing, but I found some things in this book hilarious. If you see something you like there is more where that came from.
